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Шутки, афоризмы и смешные надписи на английском языке. (Если нужен перевод - пишите в комментах)


If the translator is a man, HE translates.
If the translator is a woman, SHE translates.
If the translator is a computer, IT translates.
If the translator is either a man or a woman, S/HE translates.
Whether the translator is a man, a woman or a computer, S/H/IT

Несколько забавных надписей на табличках

  • On a septic tank truck in Oregon:
    Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
  • At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
    Invite Us To Your Next Blowout
  • On a plumber's truck:
    We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
  • On a plastic surgeon's office door:
    Hello! Can We Pick Your Nose?
  • At a towing company:
    We don't charge an arm and a leg. We just want your tows.
  • On an electrician's truck:
    Let Us Remove Your Shorts
  • On a maternity room door:
    Push. Push. Push!
  • At an optometrist's office:
    If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
  • On a taxidermist's window:
    We Really Know Our Stuff
  • In a podiatrist's office:
    Time Wounds All Heels.
  • Outside a muffler shop:
    No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
  • In a veterinarian's waiting room:
    Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
  • At the electric company:
    We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

    However, if you don't, you will be.
  • At a propane filling station:
    Thank Heaven for Little Grills

10 основных заблуждений о переводе:

10. Anybody with two years of high school language (or a foreign-tongued grandmother) can translate.

9. A good translator doesn't need a dictionary.

8. There's no difference between translation and interpretation.

7. Translators don't mind working nights and weekends at no extra charge.

6. Translators don't need to understand what they're translating.

5. A good translator doesn't need proofing or editing.

4. Becoming a translator is an easy way to get rich quick.

3. Translation is just typing in a foreign language.

2. A translator costs $49.95 at Radio Shack and runs on two 'C' batteries.

1. That marketing copy that took a team of 20 people two months to put together can be translated overnight by one Person and still retain the same impact as the original.

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The linguist's husband walked in and caught his wife sleeping with a young co-ed. He said, "Why, Susan, I'm surprised."
She bolted upright, pointed her finger and corrected him, "No. I am surprised. You are astonished."

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